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Just have to put my life togheter and do some huge thing. As simply as it sounds.
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...and now a few wods about how I made it. (Horibly grammar and spelling alert...I'm drunk and Polish).
I was at my friend place fucking around, playing with his little nephew and niece and drinking some cheap ass whisky- Balantais (I like it becase it's cheap and good). We were waiting for other guys to come and we were about go clubbing all night long. My girlfriend wasn't know about it and she was about studing all saturday and sunday. I going to club only to dance, drink and makes a little truble from time to time, I never cheat my gf...I'm to wussy to do such a thing ;) Anyway my gf send me mesage that her grandad must go to the hospital becase his medical test results went bad and her grandmom will go to her place. She was about stand there with my gf mom and stepfather, and my gf was about to go to her grandmom place to take care of her dog. She invated me to her grandmom place witch is obvies ;) But I, bigest smartass in the word, decide to make her a suprise and tell her I'm not coming becouse I'm want to stay with my fellows and drink. She get furiously mad, I mean for real, so I send her sweet mesage witch, how it turns out, do shit. Anyway my friends was shocket and disapointed that I chose to stay with my gf. So I get some of my money (about 66$) and hide them in the pack of bear. Some time after they relise me form the car, swearing on me and fliping a bird I send them mesage that they have suprice in the beer. I own some of the money from them eariel. So I went home, take a shower, use some periums, dress like spainish Alvaro, buy some pineapple vodka with popcorn on the way, bring my laptom with Django on it and...turns out the grandmom stayed in home with my gf. Yea. ya...so...I went back home, angry as hell becouse I'm not gonna clubbing today and I'm not gonna make my gf happy. I took my laptop to watch some Adventure Time online, I also took my headphones becouse it's quite late right now. I get angry even more becose wire from the phones keeps tangle and hooks on everyhing so I said it out loude: CZY TE PIERDOLONE SLUCHAWKI MUSZA MIEC TEN JEBANY KABEL? Sounds kind like this (click on the little speaker on the left tekst box) and means something like this: Is that fucking headphones must have this fucking wire (yea, bouth "pierdolone" and "jebany" means fucking). And then it hits me. They don't. THEY DON'T MUST HAVE THIS FUCKING WIRE, THEY COULD BE WIRELESS! And that's what I'm going to invate- bluetooth headphones. With no wire...and I'm gonna be RICH AS SHIT! AS SHIIT!! Help me out Ivy: That what she said
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